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  <title>Mal</title>
  <subtitle>Mal</subtitle>
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    <name>Mal</name>
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  <updated>2007-08-28T14:43:12Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:evilmal:4049</id>
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    <title>Still here? o_O</title>
    <published>2007-08-28T14:43:12Z</published>
    <updated>2007-08-28T14:43:12Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Apparently LJ doesn't delete old journals that the user doesn't log into anymore.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bahahaha</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:evilmal:3755</id>
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    <title>Damn... I wanted Orochimaru :/</title>
    <published>2003-11-08T02:50:32Z</published>
    <updated>2003-11-08T02:50:32Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://orangeday.net/kakashi/quiz/2343/sasuke.gif" width="250" height="150"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1"&gt;&lt;a href="http://orangeday.net/kakashi/quiz/" target="_blank"&gt;Which Naruto Character are You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;quiz by &lt;a href="http://orangeday.net"&gt;orangeday.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:evilmal:3531</id>
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    <title>I'm starting to recognize a pattern here</title>
    <published>2003-11-08T02:42:57Z</published>
    <updated>2003-11-08T02:42:57Z</updated>
    <lj:music>In Flames - Clayman</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://quizilla.com/users/kazerin/quizzes/Which%20deadly%20sin%20do%20you%20represent%3F%20(Angel%20Sanctuary%20Pics)/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.quizilla.com/K/kazerin/1063251777_esmoiWRATH.jpg" border="0" alt="Wrath"&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="-1"&gt;Which deadly sin do you represent? (Angel Sanctuary Pics)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="-3"&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href="http://quizilla.com"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:evilmal:3083</id>
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    <title>Yeah... I coulda told you that</title>
    <published>2003-11-05T23:38:39Z</published>
    <updated>2003-11-05T23:38:39Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Machinae Supremacy - Attack Music</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://images.quizilla.com/R/Ruri-chan/1056288990_Aanger.JPG" border="0" alt="You represent... anger."&gt;&lt;br&gt;You represent... anger.&lt;br /&gt;Mad at the world, eh?  You have a tendency to...&lt;br&gt;freak out easily.  Overly emotional about&lt;br&gt;everything, you're most prone to bouts of&lt;br&gt;cruelty and moodiness.  Other people may be&lt;br&gt;afraid of the fact that you explode so easily,&lt;br&gt;but at least you're honest... even if you're&lt;br&gt;honest about not liking anything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizilla.com/users/Ruri-chan/quizzes/What%20feeling%20do%20you%20represent%3F/"&gt; &lt;font size="-1"&gt;What feeling do you represent?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="-3"&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href="http://quizilla.com"&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:evilmal:3005</id>
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    <title>A story</title>
    <published>2003-10-29T00:54:01Z</published>
    <updated>2003-10-29T00:54:01Z</updated>
    <lj:music>MDFMK - Torpedoes</lj:music>
    <content type="html">A long time ago I was in an incident, and everytime I think about it I get really worked up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Back when I was living in England (12 or 13 years old), I attended the British schools for a year. One day I was in geography class, which that day had a substitute teacher. She was a rotten, bitchy old hag. She saw me picking my nose in class, (Yeah, I do that sometimes.) so she sent me out of the room. She came out too and started yelling at me, trying quite clearly with the best of her ability to make me believe that picking my nose in public was an abomination before God or something or other. So I reached up to grab a nice wad of yummy green booger, when she slapped me. Her actions didn't anger me so much as how I inappropriately responded.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just stood there and kept crying while that mass of wrinkly flesh just yammered on. Loudly, I might add.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I should have broken her fucking jaw. I'm pretty sure my parents would have understood and do what they did anyway, which was to take me out and put me in an American school on Menwith Hill, where my dad worked. I wish so much that I had hit back, with all of my minimal strength at the time, if only to get the message across that I won't take shit like that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To this day, I wish that I could go back and break her ancient fucking skull. I really don't know if I'm more angry at her ar at myself for not doing it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe I'm a bit too violent nowadays...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;nah&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway... off to my Human Sexuality class to give a presentation about everyone's favorite subject: PORNO! :D</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:evilmal:2754</id>
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    <title>HATE</title>
    <published>2003-10-07T01:22:54Z</published>
    <updated>2003-10-07T01:22:54Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Staind - Mudshovel</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.365gay.com/newscontent/100303phelpsMemorial.htm"&gt;http://www.365gay.com/newscontent/100303phelpsMemorial.htm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THANK YOU WORLD FOR BEING INTOLERANT.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seriously... how the hell do you justify something like this?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am not gay. I was not browsing a gay news site. I got the link from IRC.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No. Really.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:evilmal:2388</id>
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    <title>How to Make a Monster - Looking for help</title>
    <published>2003-08-17T02:32:43Z</published>
    <updated>2003-08-17T02:32:43Z</updated>
    <lj:music>One Must Fall: Battlegrounds - Rebellion</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Game development is basically what I've dedicated my entire life to so far. I've trained myself in the ways of art and, more significantly, programming. There's still one thing that I'm missing though, and that is skill in music. I am musically inept. I can listen to music, but any attempt to make some of my own is doomed to end in miserable, ear-shredding failure. ;_;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I make sound effects for games by making noises into a microphone with my mouth and occasionally smashing solid objects together.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Music classes" in education thus far have taught me only about notes and how to read and write music, nothing of what actually SOUNDS GOOD. &amp;gt;_&amp;lt; Also, I'm not looking for anyone to do it for me, I want to learn to do it myself. Can anybody help? Where the hell do I start learning something like this? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Any assistance would make a citizen a likely candidate for promotion in the World Government of Mal after I take over the world. :3</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:evilmal:2057</id>
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    <title>Otakon</title>
    <published>2003-08-14T21:39:16Z</published>
    <updated>2003-08-14T21:39:16Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Otakon was fun and stuff.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:evilmal:2017</id>
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    <title>Gray Davis sucks</title>
    <published>2003-08-01T02:19:16Z</published>
    <updated>2003-08-01T02:19:16Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Machinae Supremacy - Earthbound</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.sacbee.com/content/politics/ca/budget/story/6881101p-7830816c.html"&gt;http://www.sacbee.com/content/politics/ca/budget/story/6881101p-7830816c.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Welcome to the hellish political climate of California. Oh how I loathe this sad excuse for an elected official. Governor Gray Davis has sent my state into the most horrible, murky depth of money deficit. He wants to raise vehicle license fees by 300% and has made multiple attempts to dramatically increase sales taxes. Why? Because he blew all of our friggin money on useless bullcrap.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was all stuff we were doing just fine without. In fact, we were making PROGRESS without it. The vehicle licnese fee was slowly decreasing before he came in. Then he wasted all our money and decided to raise taxes by 40% to make up for it. Thanks to him, classes at my local community college were cancelled.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's a recall effort. It's even got its own domain name, &lt;a href="http://www.recallgraydavis.com/"&gt;http://www.recallgraydavis.com/&lt;/a&gt;. One of our next possible candidates for governor might be the Terminator himself, Arnlod Schwarzenegger. I can just imagine the slogan... "Vote for me if you want to live."</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:evilmal:1775</id>
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    <title>C++, AI, and World Domination</title>
    <published>2003-07-30T18:48:30Z</published>
    <updated>2003-07-30T18:48:30Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Machinae Supremacy - Attack Music</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I just got that book "AI Techniques for Game Programming" a little while ago. Now I'm a little bit closer to world domination by creating a superintelligent AI that will enslave the human race. Everyone should denounce their current government and embrace the World Order of Mal. I think I'll have to rename the planet to Maltopia. Oh yeah..... and there will be hotdogs.... many, many hotdogs &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;:D</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:evilmal:1488</id>
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    <title>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA</title>
    <published>2003-07-18T21:21:59Z</published>
    <updated>2003-07-18T21:21:59Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Why the hell is this LJ still here?</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:evilmal:1178</id>
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    <title>ouch</title>
    <published>2002-04-14T03:22:17Z</published>
    <updated>2002-04-14T03:22:17Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I had a blister from a burn earlier. It was a big thing on one of my fingers. But I popped it with a dirty kitchen knife. It stings a little now, but it's not as bad as the big inflated monster that it was before. I couldn't feel anything on the skin covering it, so it didn't hurt. It actually feels better now.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:evilmal:1012</id>
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    <title>My evil plot to take over the world.</title>
    <published>2002-03-27T05:02:34Z</published>
    <updated>2002-03-27T05:02:34Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I am going to take over the world. Then I will kill all the stupid people and make them into either hot dogs or zombies. (Thanks for the hot dog idea, nao!)</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:evilmal:746</id>
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    <title>O_o</title>
    <published>2002-01-05T03:25:11Z</published>
    <updated>2002-01-05T03:25:11Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Gravity Kills - Manipulated - 12 - Guilty (Juno Reactor Remix)</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Somebody tell me why I got a LJ account. I already got a neat little CGI script for news updates on my top level domain website... A CGI script which I wrote and can customize myself.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:evilmal:347</id>
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    <title>Scary....</title>
    <published>2002-01-05T03:20:43Z</published>
    <updated>2002-01-05T03:20:43Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Gravity Kills--Guilty [Techno Mix]</lj:music>
    <content type="html">o_o&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;/me pokes LJ&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;o_o</content>
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